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In front of the bar, you see a sign
that says, "Happy Hour 5-7." This means: |
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Only happy people are allowed inside. |
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Drinks are cheaper than usual. |
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There's a comedy show. |
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You get a free drink if you make the bartender laugh. |
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When you walk into the bar, the
doorman says that you have to pay $5. This is: |
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a tip |
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a bribe |
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a rip-off |
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a cover charge |
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The doorman asks to see your I.D.
(identification). He wants to make sure you're 21. What did he just do? |
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He hit on you. |
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He carded you. |
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He eighty-sixed you. |
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He flattered you. |
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| 4 |
You want bourbon with ice. What do
you say? |
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"I'd like a bourbon, neat." |
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"I'd like a whiskey sour." |
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"I'd like a bourbon on the rocks." |
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"I'd like a shot of bourbon." |
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Your American friend wants a
martini. What are you ordering? |
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A glass of Martini Bianco. |
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A drink that comes in a big glass. It's made with vodka, tomato juice,
Tabasco, horseradish, and Worcestershire sauce and usually has a stick of celery in it. |
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A strong drink that comes in a fancy glass. It's made with gin or vodka
and vermouth and usually has an olive in it. |
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A drink named after Dean Martin. |
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After the bartender serves you the
drinks, what should you do? |
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Leave an extra dollar or two on the bar. |
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Say thank you and walk away. |
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Offer to buy the bartender a drink. |
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Wait for the server to carry the drinks to your table. |
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Someone of the opposite sex says you
have beautiful eyes and offers to buy you a drink. They're almost definitely: |
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tipping you |
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molesting you |
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hitting you |
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hitting on you |
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You notice some people aren't paying
when they get their drinks. Why not? |
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They are friends of the bartender. |
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They're running a tab. |
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They're police officers, so they always get free drinks. |
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They're eighty-sixing the bartender. |
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You really want a cigarette, but you
don't have any. You notice someone near you is smoking. What do you say? |
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"Excuse me, do you have a cigarette for me?" |
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"Excuse me, can I borrow a cigarette?" |
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"Excuse me, can I bum a smoke?" |
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"Excuse me, give me a cigarette please." |
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Your American friend gives you a
dollar for the jukebox. What is it for? |
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a very cheap drink |
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the bathroom |
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music |
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cigarettes |
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Your American friend has bought
drinks for everyone at your table. What has he or she just done? |
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bought round |
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bought the farm |
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left a tip |
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bought a round |
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You decide to get the next round.
Your friend offers to give you money. You say, |
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"No, you got the last round. It's on me." |
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"Okay, thanks." |
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"No, I can pay. I'm rich." |
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"No, I don't want." |
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The next time you order drinks, the
bartender tells you, "It's on the house." What does he or she mean? |
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He or she is running a tab for you. |
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You don't have to pay for this round. |
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He or she spilled the drinks. |
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You have to go upstairs to get your drinks. |
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The people at the next table have
had way too much to drink and are starting to fight. A big guy who works at the bar throws
them out and tells them they can NEVER return. What just happened? |
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The bouncer carded them. |
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The bouncer eighty-sixed them. |
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The bouncer bought them a round. |
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The bouncer hit on them. |
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The bar is getting ready to close.
It's your last chance to buy drinks. What does the bartender yell? |
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"Go home, you drunks!" |
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"Last round!" |
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"Final call!" |
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"Last call!" |
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